We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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