Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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