I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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