dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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