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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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