I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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