I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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