They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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