mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
