he shaved USA in his pubs
Do vagina's smell?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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