My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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