its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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