So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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