He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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