know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
either way he was missing a nipple.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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