But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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