Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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