I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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