ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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