party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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