on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I smell like Dick and happiness
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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