The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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