yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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