Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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