I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
