I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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