Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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