is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Randomize