Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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