I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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