Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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