If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Randomize