I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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