Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
