I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
operation harelip BJ is a go
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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