u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Randomize