I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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