we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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