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school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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