butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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