she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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