I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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