He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
