Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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