Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
so explain again why im purple
no
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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