i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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