Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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