I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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