next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Randomize
