well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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