he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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