you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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