I'm really into asian looking animals
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Randomize
