Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
