what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Randomize
